token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

(via ladyknightkeladry)

Source: token

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via elliegalaxies)

Source: chicken-nuggets-galore

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via burnt-toasts)

Source: urtube

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

(via asandcastleheart)

Source: vvebkinz

6berry, is this actually flavour? :S,

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via hellfirefury)

Source: sketch-elf

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via great-payne)

Source: asian

yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

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you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

(via burnt-toasts)

Source: yourfavouritecharacter-isdead

tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

(via coniectanea)

Source: tranblogger

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(via kiss-my-assbutt)

Source: hanukkahlewinsky

6sometimes yes,

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(via imma-firin-ma-eraser)

Source: alsohigh

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues
ZoomInfo
surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues
ZoomInfo
surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues
ZoomInfo
surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues
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surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(via fuck-you-im-australian)

Source: kimagreggs

weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl:

gigglycastiel:

obsessionisaperfume:

persephoneshadow:

iamthetwickster:

DID SOMEBODY SAY PRISON AU

We know who we can get for the guard…


*flail*

it can be called plaid is the new black

YES
ZoomInfo
weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl:

gigglycastiel:

obsessionisaperfume:

persephoneshadow:

iamthetwickster:

DID SOMEBODY SAY PRISON AU

We know who we can get for the guard…


*flail*

it can be called plaid is the new black

YES
ZoomInfo
weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl:

gigglycastiel:

obsessionisaperfume:

persephoneshadow:

iamthetwickster:

DID SOMEBODY SAY PRISON AU

We know who we can get for the guard…


*flail*

it can be called plaid is the new black

YES
ZoomInfo
weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl:

gigglycastiel:

obsessionisaperfume:

persephoneshadow:

iamthetwickster:

DID SOMEBODY SAY PRISON AU

We know who we can get for the guard…


*flail*

it can be called plaid is the new black

YES
ZoomInfo
weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl:

gigglycastiel:

obsessionisaperfume:

persephoneshadow:

iamthetwickster:

DID SOMEBODY SAY PRISON AU

We know who we can get for the guard…


*flail*

it can be called plaid is the new black

YES
ZoomInfo

weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl:

gigglycastiel:

obsessionisaperfume:

persephoneshadow:

iamthetwickster:

DID SOMEBODY SAY PRISON AU

We know who we can get for the guard…

*flail*

it can be called plaid is the new black

YES

(via angelsdoctorsdetectives)

Source: iamthetwickster

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