the-darkmortaldevices:

ericandy:

during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”

halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes

she marked it as correct

I see this post 6 times a day and Im equally impressed everytime

(Source: kanrose, via super-potter-who-lock-in)

cafemusaiin:

im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.

(via super-potter-who-lock-in)

a-mad-man-in-a-blue-box:

221bec:

lou-zer:

What if car horns are just cars’ g-spots and their honks are screams of pleasure.

(via super-potter-who-lock-in)

hateyouforlovingme:

who the fuck decided that humans don’t hibernate

(Source: begmybrokenhearttobeat, via super-potter-who-lock-in)

mexican-lassiter:

beeeeeeend and snap

lanawinchester:

ragingcanadian:

when Dean acts like a completely uncivilized moron and Sam is visibly mortified

when Jared acts like a completely uncivilized moron and Jensen is visibly mortified

(via fulloflightning)

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

(via haptichoax)